"I told you 53 goes into 19"

maa

Gabba! Gabba! Hey!

SCUBA STEVE!!!

"The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised"

I laughed so hard, for about 15 minutes straight when I saw this today....



http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/jesusorly2su.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

ill have the spaghetti basket

Why is water water?

I just got yelled at by my boss for reading this thread. Appently I'm supposed to be answering e-mails from customers or some crap like that...

- Justin

find some pet mexicans to do it for you. thats what i do at my job, makes it whole lot easier plus i get to do my homework :lol:

you SAT making bastard!

No, I work for the ETS Brands side, not College Board. I primarily work for the TOEFL (Test Of English as a Foreign Language) program, with some work for Praxis (Teaching test).

- Justin

Did you know..... when you put carrots in a blender.... you can hear them scream!

You have to lsiten VERY carefully!

ahh... I hear praxis is a bitch, and you shoudl go make toefl harder to kick some immigrants out

but... thsi is no longer random...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

~JM and Ted

praxis wasnt bad at all i just took the first one and it was fine passed all sections...its just tedious

"what is your fat ass doing here?" "its my only means of transportation!"

did u know that females do not have the proper enzymes to digest alcohol...so for all you guys who yell at us cuz we "cant handle our liquor" its cuz we really cant and have no control over it..on average it takes an hour to digest a drink....well we drink bout 2-3 in an hour...and for females it takes longer...so this is the reason we get all sloshed and it takes us forever to sober up...so the next time you guys yell or think "u girls cant handle your alochol" well now you know the real reason!!

Here's a fact.....Kelly says she wants to fight me(because she drives a Hyundai and not a sexy neon) but to date, she hasn't made a move. She's afraid of my Spinebuster, and my thumb-to-the-eye super dirty move.

Boobs

o **** i totally forgot bout that!!! o its on!!! :twisted:

i have dibs on kelly!

edit: this came out wrong, look at the next page....

what? who are you? lol i forget your first name

Brandon? :shrug: