I was smiling by the time I finished readin gthe first post. The first response "Let me get this straight..." had me laughing.

That can't possibly be real. No one is that stupid, and no engine would survive it.

some on said that A 17 year old kid actually did it and was serious, but the post was just a joke..

lol
 

I have never seen something so ri -godam -diculous. Sterilize em both tommorrow and stop the stupid people from breeding

:rofl:

i have tears

sides splitting....must....stop....laughing....OW!!

for real, this is a great thread. i feel like a F1 engineer next to these morons.

:rofl: You should have added 25lb bag of sand in gas tank first!!!!

HPFI
 

"bwahahaha... I think I'll install a tube from the cab to the intake so I can force the induction with my breath... I'll call it Human Powered Forced Induction (HPFI) ... that should land me at least a 200bhp gain. More if I have a few drinks... it'll be like an alcohol system..."

my buddie's reply to moronic DEi post

Boycott gas stations; hook up a hose to your intake system and run it into the car, make a hole in your seat and insert the hose, drop your pants and fart into the engine! I'll call it "HGDI" Human Gas Direct Injection

HAHAHA

Right on. It actually sounds a bit like Yunick's adiabatic engine Fiero project.

http://www.automotiveblogger.net/150...linder-engine/

http://schou.dk/hvce/

http://www.eng-tips.com/viewthread.cfm?qid=78116&page=1

lol how about rubbing your crap on the air filter so that the nitrogen wastes from your body can become added performance for your car lol its the natural alternative to spraying your car just apply to the filter before each race!...now lets see some import people actually do that lol

That kid was such a product of inbreeding or has been on the pipe wayyyy too long to actually have common sense or something even remotely ressembling it. Poor kid. Prolly thinks he will get a hovercar for his next birthday too!:rofl:

wow the "dei" one was just....o man god bless that kid honestly thats adorable.... but the sandbag one IMO tops the kid who welded on turbo fins by far!... (im not sure if the turbo fin one was on this forum)

two of them were import drivers....hmmmm

Wow. That same ten year old that drew that also drew a rocket car that also floats on water and flies and everything. He also thinks pro wrestling is real and believes in the Tooth Fairy but no longer believes in Santa because he caught mommy putting presents under the tree last year.

i can't even read that.. i saw the picture and i've had enough...

Oh man that sand one is great :rofl:

I wish I could find the one of that kid that decided to hook up a nitrous system in his mom's car.... to the valve cover :lol: then he hit it so many times that the springs froze :rofl: that was a good one :lol:

Oh, and I had a good one today. Get this, some kid comes in and tells me, with a strait face, that Hondas are way faster than Mustangs........ because their 4 cylinder motor is half the weight of a V8 :rofl:

I had to walk away crying in hysterical laughter. Needless to say, he walked out :rofl:

Oh shizzle, I just pissed in my pants.

No f'n way........you owe me a beer at the next south meet, when I read this I squirted beerout of my nose all over my laptop

Lethalride bought a vette????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

anyone need proof of this guys smartedness?

this is his response to one of the people that ripped him up for setting the new world record for stupid yeah, thats it alright, thats a new world record for stupid!!!!

LOL that reminds me of the saying that Biff from Back To The Future would say; "why don't you make like a tree and get out of here" :rofl:

:scratch:

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