The one problem is, there is no thermostat, the dorms just run hot. So the only way to cool them down is to open a window or turn the ceiling fan on. I'll open the window or turn the fan on, and as soon as I leave the room, he closes it and turns off the fan.
Not a bad idea with the earplugs. I might have a pair somewhere at home.

Open the window when he's sleeping. You could even just leave it open enough so there's a breeze, we do that in my apartment.
(though we'd swear they cut back on the heat this year.. it was 56* in our apartment the other day)

Got a room humidifier? It will add white noise and could help with his snoring.

Get a can of shaving cream, a screw driver and some bags.
1) Cover all your stuff with the bags
2) When he is in there alone, make sure teh door is shut.
3) Quickly stab the shaving cream with the screw driver( don't stab your hand, it hurts) and cover the hole with a finger
4) Proceed to open the door, throw can, close and hold door shut.

i didnt fall asleep til 630 for no apparent reason

guess nobody got the jay and silent bob reference


anyways, i reccomend a matress party, full metal jacket style

Damn, you younger guys are evil.
Maybe today I'll snatch a video or two of his snoring and show it to him.

Buy him a few extra blankets. Then open the window. When he complains, tell him to use the blankets. If that doesn't work, I kind of like the C*** fairy idea someone had earlier.