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8hnpSS 03-05-2012 01:10 PM

my friend owns a gas station that does inspections and he was ranting how he had to scrap his old machine (what you have). so i guess not but i know nothing about them

chrisfrom nj 03-05-2012 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by LTb1ow (Post 815902)
lulz, 20k? What if bonzo said 5 cents?

he can keep his 5 cents he needs to save money to get a faster motor for his car

chrisfrom nj 03-05-2012 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 8hnpSS (Post 816049)
my friend owns a gas station that does inspections and he was ranting how he had to scrap his old machine (what you have). so i guess not but i know nothing about them

i got the one the state issues for the state inspections the one with the rollers and computer

NJ Torque 03-05-2012 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisfrom nj (Post 816045)
bonzo should buy it his car has less then a 100 hp people walk faster then bonzo's car




Interesting to see where this goes...:kneeslap:

BonzoHansen 03-05-2012 02:11 PM

^^It won't go far...

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Originally Posted by chrisfrom nj (Post 816045)
bonzo should buy it his car has less then a 100 hp people walk faster then bonzo's car

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Originally Posted by chrisfrom nj (Post 816050)
he can keep his 5 cents he needs to save money to get a faster motor for his car

Attack an admin, for comments I didn’t even make no less, always a good move. Especially from someone that abuses the classifieds here.

BTW my car runs fine, unlike anything you ever sell or own. Thanks for your concern.

chrisfrom nj 03-05-2012 03:54 PM

im not attacking an admin, im just trying to get you to stop breaking my b*lls, every post i put up i usally get crap from you bonzo, you thing your someone special your a person like everyone else, but you think because your an admin you got more power then a cop, i dont abuse the classifieds i try to clean out the stuff i got maybe some on here can use it for their car

BonzoHansen 03-05-2012 04:19 PM

I wasn't breaking your balls, I was asking how. I wanted to know.


I think if you go back and look at one of their hundreds of f/s posts, you will rarely see my posts in them. Go look. God knows there are enough of them. If I post in your f/s posts, which is rare, I usually have an actual question.


I won't even get into your classified abuse. Like selling 5 cars at once. That would be a different topic.

chrisfrom nj 03-05-2012 05:13 PM

bonzo the inspection machine can probably be turned into a dyno

bonzo how many emails did i get from you in the past how many times did you delete my topics in the past

im not abuseing the classified adds i try to sell my cars and my parts

LTb1ow 03-05-2012 05:17 PM

How in the world could the inspection rollers, which can only handle 100hp be turned into a dyno? Short of spending a ton of money of course.

Just scrap the damn thing and pull the stars out of your eyes.

And your right, bonzo is a big meany.

sweetbmxrider 03-05-2012 05:22 PM

It can't be turned into a dyno like you think and this isn't even a classified ad yet you are asking people to buy it.

Featherburner 03-05-2012 07:10 PM

What is this doing in the lounge?

LTb1ow 03-05-2012 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Featherburner (Post 816232)
What is this doing in the lounge?

We don't want it.

LS1ow 03-05-2012 07:12 PM

http://images.memegenerator.net/inst...0x/9100831.jpg

grazi 03-05-2012 07:21 PM

:gheyfigh::gheyfigh::gheyfigh:

NJ346 03-05-2012 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisfrom nj (Post 816178)
bonzo the inspection machine can probably be turned into a dyno

For you to post something like that after reading multiple responses from people's opinions I usually trust on this site about how it can't be turned into a dyno, I immediately thought of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

LS1ow 03-05-2012 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NJ346 (Post 816239)
For you to post something like that after reading multiple responses from people's opinions I usually trust on this site about how it can't be turned into a dyno, I immediately thought of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

went to watch vid... clicked on katy perry side video instantaniously

grazi 03-05-2012 07:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlGqY...eature=related

I ended up on this one

Tru2Chevy 03-05-2012 08:54 PM

You ask if it can be turned into a dyno here:
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Originally Posted by chrisfrom nj (Post 815589)
how much is a inspection machine worth its the style with the roller complete with computer can it be converted to a dyno



These people tell you no, it can't be turned into a dyno:
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow (Post 815590)
Nada, as its not used anymore for anything.

Scrap value.

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Originally Posted by sweetbmxrider (Post 815833)
Just scrapped one for $237.80 without the computer/cabinet. They used to buy them in NY but not anymore. It can't be used for a high performance dyno sadly.



You again ask if it's easy to turn into a dyno:
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Originally Posted by chrisfrom nj (Post 815886)
is it easy to turn it into a dyno someone should pick it up someone make an offer the machine cost 20k brand new

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Originally Posted by chrisfrom nj (Post 815998)
bonzo can you re program the computer to turn the inspection machine into a dyno



These people tell you no (again), it can't be turned into a dyno:
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Originally Posted by WildBillyT (Post 815999)
It will probably need brand new hardware to read all of the sensors on top of the actual software itself, which is priced at "Call for Quote" online... which in the industry means "a ****ton of money so we need to try to talk you into purchasing it".

Plus it's probably calibrated for a particular type of dyno setup, like roller weight, etc.

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Originally Posted by sweetbmxrider (Post 816022)
The physical hard parts cannot handle more than like 100hp.

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Originally Posted by 8hnpSS (Post 816049)
my friend owns a gas station that does inspections and he was ranting how he had to scrap his old machine (what you have). so i guess not but i know nothing about them



And again, you state that it can probably be turned into a dyno:
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Originally Posted by chrisfrom nj (Post 816178)
bonzo the inspection machine can probably be turned into a dyno



Chris - NO, the state inspection machine that you have CANNOT be turned into a high performance dyno to determine horsepower or torque.

The hardware and software of the inspection machine is very outdated at this point, and it was only ever originally intended to handle average daily drivers on the rollers at low cruising speeds for emissions testing purposes. The only somewhat practical purpose those rollers have for someone with a performance vehicle is that if they had the time / money the rollers could be installed so that the owner of said performance vehicle could use complete separate tuning equipment to do idle and part throttle driveability tuning while the car is in a stationary location. This is something that only a small handful of people would likely be interested in though, mostly due to the work involved in dropping this setup into the floor of your garage.

- Justin

LTb1ow 03-05-2012 09:00 PM

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...if?w=234&h=400

elle 03-06-2012 06:41 AM

Maybe it can be turned into a dyno?

sweetbmxrider 03-06-2012 07:09 AM

:rofl:

91chevywt 03-06-2012 09:42 AM

1. Build mobile chassis dyno from old NJ emission dyno
2. ??????
3. Profit


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