"video games"

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS.........I AM A DISTRICT MANAGER....IN CHARGE OF 31 PEOPLE....................I CAN DO 100 PUSH UPS IN 20 MINUTES...

and j00 are teh ghey

8)

CAN I FINISH A GODDAMN STORY?? I wish you weren't a liar.

i drive....I drive......I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!

you're just jealous cause you didn't get brian's phone number

that place was a little too dark for my liking :P

~Ted

damn poultry

Poultry hater!

ok, I thought I could get by..but I guess not. What's the story behind the use of the word poultry?

~Ted

well in our drunken state at Hooters in Union.....me, toby, james, and j0n...well j0n wasn't drinking....

we were playing the trivia game.......and there were many poultry type ppl there, and we didn't wanna accidently say the N word or the B word.....so we made up poultry.... a word that we can say and whoever is within an earshot wouldn't be the wiser.

ah, very smooth 8)

~Ted

wheres the vids of the almighty tore-ass?

im too lazy to upload them somewhere.....the 2nd video sucked anyway

shoulda kept it rolling for when he got "pulled over" by loss prevention...preventing the losses...and the use of yellow blinky lights. quality.

Poultry huh. I've been accustomed to use Apples or Canadians. Although Canadians is starting to get too popular. Poultry is good, I'll have to add that to the arsenal.