well every time ive almost gotten pulled over i just find the nearest suburban development, go as fast as possible down side streets, then when they cant see me anymore i get out of the car, run as fast as i can, hop a few fences and hide... i have never gotten a moving violation... BYAHHHHHHHHHHHH

you're Canadian. would you like some fried chicken? and the answer.........is POULTRY!!!!

what bonzo said

if u want i can try to get you a job