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"I'd like to take a moment and let our audience know that our footballs are made of 100% pigskin. Hey PETA...**** YOU!!"

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"Well said John. Saints go 3-and-out and punt."

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"Jeff Garcia is a QB who know how to throw the ball: straight."

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"You said it John. Eagles punt and the Saints return to their own 28."

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"Deuce running all over the Eagles today. Like a bulldozer, except he's a black guy."

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"Big 3rd down conversion for the Saints."

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"Deuce is running harder than pelvic thrusts by Lexington Steele!"

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"Ummm...ok. :cough:fag:cough:

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"What you don't watch porn Pat?"

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"I don't have to. I can actually get laid, tubby."

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"Blow me, you alky bastard."

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"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! Fumble by Bush and the Eagles recover!"

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"Wow, he dropped it like it was hot!"

:w00t:

Go Eagles! First turnover of the game

- Justin

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"Werd. Westbrook smacked like he was a ho, but he catches the ball."

Game over

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Nothing to show from that turnover by the Eagles.

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"Eagles convert the 4th but i's brought back by a false start!"

Unreal, un-****ing-real

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"Eagles punt. Glad to see your done Blowing Pat, Al."

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"3rd and 1 for New Orleans. Eagles out of timeouts."

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"If the Saints convert, it's game over Pat. Ineed some NFL Films music in the background for this."

game over

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"Deuce converts the 3rd down! And the Saints have defeated the Eagles 27-24! What a game!"

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"Well John, this was a back and forth battle between two teams. What was the key to victory for the Saints?"