Eh, I keep it simple.
I am central jersey shore.
North smells.
South, is well slow and scary.

Simple.

Below South? Hows about Delaware?

Bahahahahaha I can't even come up with a rebuttal for ya. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


Can't wait for the summer to bust out the Hydro Camaro!

C'mon bob you should know about the special edition 4th gen Catfish edition

http://www.wetasschronicles.com/CamaroWakeboard.jpg

"I LIVE IN THE OCEAN IN CENTRAL NEW JERSEY, AND I DRIVE A HYDRO Camaro SS!!!"


http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...23/Aquaman.jpg

So now the ocean is in central?

not..WE ARE OUR OWN section of jersey :mrgreen:

im just gonna say central jersey shore is where its at, south jersey shore is full of guidos and hicks who show up to the beach with cut off jean shorts and styrofoam beer coolers, north has cheap guidos (not the ones with the ricers or the fancy cars that they cant pay for, but the ones who have the ****** 1978 honda accords) and then you got the rest of jersey, which blows...if youre gonna find a place to live, better be central jersey shore

i just thought of something else, bon jovi and bruce springsteen live here on the central jersey shore (although i dont like either of their music lol) so obviously there must be something going on here that rich famous people want to live here and not in wildwood lol

Rumson FTL :(

Across the bridge from me. ********.

There's plenty of celebrities in the North, not to mention it's where all the money is... 2 words, Les Paul.

We have Jesel, so F you!

wheres jesel?

lakewood, actually i think they are gone.....i went past there recently and i thought their sign was gone. but we have SLP too! and their ****tiness!

If Matt lives in monmouth, and monmouth is the south according to you, then what the **** part of new jersey is below monmouth? subsouth jersey????

yeah they have moved from cedarbridge ave in lakewood. i don't see their sign anymore either.

Apparently, according to UBG.

South is everything below north, and central has been swallowed by the ocean.

wtf is going on!?:willy::willy::willy::willy::willy::willy:

just crazy bob and his geography lesson :rofl:

http://www.templetons.com/images/icannhas.jpg

Logic was lost here.

no, i dont think many rich people live in north jersey, ithink they are from north jersey and got the hell out of there as fast as they could!

every time i go through this thread im just roflol...its pretty hilarious

http://forum.alsacreations.com/uploa...ail-camera.jpg

All being said, Jersey Shore ownz all. North, south, whatever, the shore is better than you. Whether central is a figment of my imagination, swallowed by the ocean or somewhere around Maryland we are still better than all.

End.

agreed....i speak for everyone else on this thread (north, south, central, west, ocean, mountains, space, gorillas, sasquatch, aliens, and last but not least, the shore dwellers)

that jersey shore owns you....end of my little rant

i think al just wanted all the shore folk to put that in your signatures.

VVVVVVVVV

Heyzus Christmas...Y do you people have to make it so f'n hard? ITZ SIMPLE...SOUTH IS NOT EVERYTHING BELOW NORTH, AND CENTRAL HASN'T BEEN SWALLOWED BY ANYTHING!!!! North is the top section of the state! Central is middle! And South is the bottom section! If the f'n shore was Central, ya'd be able to go East w/o ending up in the Atlantic Ocean. BUT IF YOU GO EAST FROM THE SHORE YA GET F'N WET!!! SO HOW CAN THE SHORE BE CENTRAL????????????????????
And if any of youz rocket scientists don't think unstable bob gable knows where the hell "Central New Jersey" is, just go to Wikipedia and see "who" is listed under "Famous Central Jerseyans." Yeah, ubg is right between Kevin Smith and Bruce Springsteen!!!

Nope, no UBG.