men or fat ugly girls should not be allowed to do that, if they do they should be shot on the spot.

sorry 56k people(like me)

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see..they make such a better dance team working together...

this is off topic(so it fits right in) but you know what pisses me off...I go by the name SmokingSS on here, TGO, AOL, Ebay, montecarloss.com, photobucket.com, old LS1.com, and many other messageboards, but when i got my cardomain site...some jackass had already used MY username...so i used SmokingSS01 instead, but i was never satisfied, everytime i sign on, it bothers me that i have to put "01" at the end of MY username...

so what stupid, little, insignificant thing pisses you off?

I have several alterations of my name.
BigAls87Z28 has been my name from TGO, and it stuck. On TGO, I used to have it all lower case, and people would think that my name ment "Bi-Gals" and that I was 2 bisexual women that owned a 87 Z28. People were exicited to meet me at TGO Nats and wanted a room next to "The Bi Gals".

As for what pisses me off, little things at work. Biggest thing is people and brakes.
Let me get this out now, and that we at Sears go by the Motorist Assurance Program, or MAP. This gives us guidlines on to what we can suggest you replace and what we require you to replace. Many shops use this, and its something so that many shops can follow these same rules.
We dont have a price for brakes. We dont do a standard package, ok? We also dont give price quotes on brakes, because if I tell you a price, you are gunna remember THAT price, and after we take a look at your brakes, and find there is more stuff wrong, you will bitch and moan about it being more all of a sudden.
So what we do is a brake evaluation. Right now, its FREE!! That means you dont pay me anything!! NOT A RED CENT!! Nothing. It normaly is 15 dollars, and we waive it if the brakes are done.
COUNTLESS people come in and ask me how much is it for brakes. They dont give me a car, they dont give me anything, and Im just supposed to spit out a price? How do they know wha they need? Are they mechanics? If so, why dont THEY do it? They just expect me not to care about the saftey of them and others around them, and just go ahead and slap some 40 dollar pads on there car, and send them on there way?
This isnt Billy Bob's Garage, this is a major auto service center, and I am a professional. Want to slap pads on your car with thin, warped rotors? Go to Pep Boys, buy 20 dollar pads, and do it yourself. And when you crash into a bus full of nuns, I hope the last thing that went through your head was me telling you what you needed to be SAFE.
Im bent out of shape and I didnt even go to work today.

that my cat tries to lay on me while im trying to read stupid **** like this...

younger brother. he is all three of those things and he is just flat out annoying.

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haha....swallow...

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ive come to the conclusion KFC is good no matter if its hot or cold...

i scream, u scream, we all scream for ice cream.......

i want ice cream....

damn you, now i do too. ben and jerrys is just awesome, fossil fuel and brownie batter kick ass.

stewie stole my camaro...





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**** yeah, I'm gonna go eat some!

bastard...

i leave for a couple hours abd it just keeps growing.

soon, this thread will start running by itself and procede to launch nuclear missles at our enemies.


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my parents ate all the ice cream :evil:

nice dog! nice evil swallow tat as well :wink:

muahahahha actually i ran to yourhouse, ate all the icecream and left the containers there!!

********!

cause you would have eaten the fudgesicles too! at least I still have those! :w00t:

it's actually bats. and i'll tell my girl you like them :lol:

it was the ice cream burgalar. a distant cousin of the cookie crisp thief who was arrested a short time ago for heroin possesion in costa rica.

i still want my own ice cream...

oops, my bad. It just kinda looked like a swallow to me. :lol:

a swallow? sure it wasnt a monkey?

AAAAHHHHHH, its all starting to make sense now!

*EDIT*

I own page 9 8)

maybe page 9 owns you...did u ever think of that