NJ doesnt suck just depends on where you live, who you live with, and how you may think that NJ sucks. Once you move out of state for awhile you realize how much fun you had in NJ.

About how many levels in is Mission to mars? ... I may have beat it but for awhile i wasnt looking at the names.

Beat it and youll see

If youre in a coma, does your hair and nails still grow?

No. A coma will not affect the normal process of hair growth in an otherwise healthy person, but the drugs and medical treatments given to a person in a coma may cause hair growth to slow, and even thin.

What should I do today?

therefore, it will still grow ;)
fix my car.

Why can't anyone come up with a good question?

no one on here is that creative :(

when will aliens invade?

2012.

Why do I have to go to my econ class when she doesn't teach us, just rants about politics and the current situation, not anything about the textbook?

you dont HAVE to, but you SHOULD. ive had my share of crappy teachers, beleive me. iphone solves all of that, 3g network, texting friends, keeps me occupied for a while.

why does this lady sitting accross from me at the kean university comp lab have a thicker mustache / goatee than i do

You are a female in dsiguise, they are a male in disguise.

Why can't weathermen get the weather right...wasn't it supposed to be sunny and 50 today?

well it is down here at the shore :lol:


why do 4th gens look like chryslers

only the camaros do

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Headphones and headset.

Mr. Moody grumbles about bad time-keeping trains from morning till night!.

On one particular morning he was quiet justified.

His train left on time for the one hour journey, to Clarksville, and it arrived 5 minutes late.

However, Mr. Moody 's watch showed it to be 3 minutes early, so he adjusted his watch by putting it forward 3 minutes.

His watch kept time during the day, and on the return journey in the evening the train started on time, according to his watch, and arrived on time, according to the station clock.

If the train travelled 25 percent faster on the return journey than it did on the morning journey, was the station clock fast or slow, and by how much?

he should have used his cell phone

what was i thinking when i got a second job???

mo' money mo' problems.

Why do all my professors feel the need to drop tests on us before spring break?

Because it's better than being tested right after you come back.

Why did it rain for like 10 minutes then stop?

um maybe it was just a shower :shrug:

isn't tom brady the luckiest man alive?
he married the highest paid supermodel today!!

you are wrong. i am married to the highest paid supermodel today.

do you call a berger panel a berger panel or a tail panel

Booger panel!

Spit or swallow?


:lol:

you ask that everytime...dam it you know what i like :rofl:
(pretty witty for an old man huh)


how much longer will this go on?

Until it gets locked. Der.


Who will lock you think?

idk what rules is it violating?

tool is an awesome band? thats more of a statement with a question at the end

Yes, Tool is FTMFW

Why is rap considered music, yet lacks instruments?

Music to whom? Not music to me...


Why do people like rap?

the same reasons people like rock, techno, country, etc.

When will I get my new phone?

next thursday


is it really gong to snow this weekend?