My Girl...
 

...never plays with my emotions
...only asks for gas, rubber, and oil, every now and then some soap, water, and wax
...ALWAYS asks for more
...never has a headache
...never gets tired
...doesnt care if i ride her solo or with a friend
...loves havin her top down
...never gets her panties in a bunch
...loves when im in her
...likes it hard, likes it soft; whatever i'm in the mood for
...is the best there is!

add your own!

...is braless
...loves a good beating every now and then

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...doesnt bruise up (to hid the beatings)
...is brainless

...........when I go harder, she get's louder

...treats me like i treat her; when i am good to her, she is good to me.
...doesn't mind if i turn the radio on when we're together.
...always tells me when there is something wrong.
...sits waiting patiently when i take one of the other "girls" out.
...only has one pair of shoes.
...only drinks the finest.
...doesn't mind if one of the guys takes her out (but i do!)
...always on her best behavior when we go out.

... never leaves me when I'm down on my luck, doesn't shop at fancy stores, or have a lawyer or want a divorce.....she doesn't care if I stay up late and doesn't bitch about the money I make...we'll be together 'til the end, she won't sleep with my best friend....I'm gonna get down on one knee and ask my truck if it'll marry me...i'll never drive another car...we'll honeymoon at the titty bar...I'm gonna have the time of my life, the exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife...You think I'm crazy, but listen to this I can bring home a hooker and she won't get pissed.......................( Rodney Carington), a song from my heart!!!

...let's me PIIHB...wait, wrong forum...

:kneeslap: :rofl: :laugh: :nod: :huh:

...sits in the driveway for two years, always faithful, waiting patiently for attention.

- Justin

...lets me DHITB

can someone explain these abreviations please?

no no u dont want to know :roll:

come on man, think for a few seconds and you will understand them!

...Jon, they have to do with the "backside"

- Justin

:hint: put your 'tools' in her 'trunk' :hint:

DHITB = Do Her In The Butt
PIIHB = Put It In Her Butt

...LOVES when I wash her, especially her headlights :D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/
I had to use it because I didn't know either.... apparently I don't talk Urban enough :?

Re: My Girl...
 

.....chews up opti's like there is no tomorrow :D

fre shot. had to be done. :P

later
tim

Re: My Girl...
 

yea but she let me fix her with no help in about 4 hours of work

Re: My Girl...
 

What girl wouldn't want her guy to work on her for four hours? :wink:

- Justin

Re: My Girl...
 

:lol: :lol: Yup

my uh, guy...
...always gives me a wink even if i don't look so great that day
...never asks to change the station until i open the doors and leave him
...always taps to the music i listen to, even if he's off-beat
...never beeps at other cars
...always up for a another left turn
...we can stay out all night cuz it's always 10:01
...a little bi-racial so he gets along well with others