Dirty Haikus
 

I found these trinkets of eastern intillect flaoting around the internets


Poor Michael Jackson
He got caught with kiddie porn
Christ, haven't we all?


SpongeBob is so gay
When I'm washing my dishes
I start sporting wood


Santa, elf master,
Red coat, black boots, jolly laugh
He's a transvestite


My sweaty pelvis
Slams against her plastic hip
Stop screaming, Grandma!


Tight virgin *******
Unexplored nether-regions
Hot prison lovin


Terror alert down.
What the **** should I do with
All of this duct tape?


Make me wax your cars.
Dress me up like a shower.
**** you, Miyagi!


Doritos and porn.
Nacho cheese and big boob chicks.
My dick is orange.

Re: Dirty Haikus
 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: those ones are hysterical.