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Koll 10-10-2005 09:25 PM

No lovin for koll
 
Ok, so I was practly given the opportunity for sex with a decent looking girl. It was goin down today.....


Until I was moving **** in the garage. My hands were all dirty and slippery and dropped the 454 head on my left foot. Needless to say im hobbling around now.

12secondv6 10-10-2005 09:26 PM

Work the sympathy angle!!!!

JW 10-10-2005 09:28 PM

I fail to see how your hurt foot should affect the situation? Since when do you need feet for sex? Or... are you one of those types?!... :shock:

JW :D

Tsar 10-10-2005 09:31 PM

thats even better dude. you are hurt, she will sorry for you so now you might get away with doing absolutely nothing and she will do anything to you. Go get it!

12secondv6 10-10-2005 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JW
Or... are you one of those types?!... :shock:

Koll has a foot fetish??? :shock:

j0n 10-10-2005 09:32 PM

GO FOR IT!!!! just like everyone said play the sympathy angle!

ar0ck 10-10-2005 09:35 PM

YOU DONT NEED YOUR FOOT YOU IDIOT!

its Jeanne-Marie 10-10-2005 09:36 PM

you are one huge mofo. i bet you dropped like a sack of potatoes.

90FormulaWS6 10-10-2005 09:38 PM

ur a pussy hit that ****

Teds89IROC 10-10-2005 09:43 PM

WEAK!

~Ted

JPiZZiJP 10-10-2005 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TransAm4Life
YOU DONT NEED YOUR FOOT YOU IDIOT!

:stupid:

Koll 10-10-2005 10:04 PM

The girl would only have sex if I danced like this

http://img162.echo.cx/img162/7987/boratdance35hp.gif

Mike 10-10-2005 10:17 PM

unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid

its Jeanne-Marie 10-10-2005 10:19 PM

he used to have a crush on boon..........

Teds89IROC 10-10-2005 10:20 PM

haha I just thought..Koll is so ****in tall..the acceleration that head picked up at 9.8 meters per second squared..is pretty damn fast! :lol:

~Ted

Koll 10-10-2005 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
haha I just thought..Koll is so ****in tall..the acceleration that head picked up at 9.8 meters per second squared..is pretty damn fast! :lol:

~Ted

Yeah.

NJSPEEDER 10-10-2005 11:08 PM

if you need your foot for sex you have things wwwaaaayyyyyyy wrong bro.

later
tim

slasherbarb 10-10-2005 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cbrrmike
unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid

or maybe he's just a flaming, gigantic queer...like the jolly green giant...minus the green skin, leotard, and delicious corn

Teds89IROC 10-10-2005 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slasherbarb
Quote:

Originally Posted by cbrrmike
unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid

or maybe he's just a flaming, gigantic queer...like the jolly green giant...minus the green skin, leotard, and delicious corn

good call..that is delicious corn

~Ted

SteveR 10-11-2005 06:24 AM

Tell her you broke your foot kickin some guys ass for talkin **** about her.

BigAls87Z28 10-11-2005 06:33 AM

The conversation is documented in my profile on AIM.

Tsar 10-11-2005 09:19 AM

sp did u get any?

Koll 10-11-2005 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER
if you need your foot for sex you have things wwwaaaayyyyyyy wrong bro.

later
tim

You are really the last person who should be talking about techniques for having sex.

Savage_Messiah 10-11-2005 11:44 AM

:owned: by butterfingers

ProtekYoNutz 10-11-2005 01:20 PM

sympathy....haha man you boys know nothing in trying to get with girls!!! :roll:


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