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No lovin for koll
Ok, so I was practly given the opportunity for sex with a decent looking girl. It was goin down today.....
Until I was moving **** in the garage. My hands were all dirty and slippery and dropped the 454 head on my left foot. Needless to say im hobbling around now. |
Work the sympathy angle!!!!
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I fail to see how your hurt foot should affect the situation? Since when do you need feet for sex? Or... are you one of those types?!... :shock:
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thats even better dude. you are hurt, she will sorry for you so now you might get away with doing absolutely nothing and she will do anything to you. Go get it!
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GO FOR IT!!!! just like everyone said play the sympathy angle!
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YOU DONT NEED YOUR FOOT YOU IDIOT!
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you are one huge mofo. i bet you dropped like a sack of potatoes.
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ur a pussy hit that ****
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WEAK!
~Ted |
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The girl would only have sex if I danced like this
http://img162.echo.cx/img162/7987/boratdance35hp.gif |
unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid
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he used to have a crush on boon..........
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haha I just thought..Koll is so ****in tall..the acceleration that head picked up at 9.8 meters per second squared..is pretty damn fast! :lol:
~Ted |
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if you need your foot for sex you have things wwwaaaayyyyyyy wrong bro.
later tim |
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~Ted |
Tell her you broke your foot kickin some guys ass for talkin **** about her.
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The conversation is documented in my profile on AIM.
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sp did u get any?
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:owned: by butterfingers
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sympathy....haha man you boys know nothing in trying to get with girls!!! :roll:
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