Note to BIG DUMMY Koll!
 

Dear BIG DUMMY,

When one engages a busy person like unstable bob in an IM, it is only proper to FINISH the IM session, or at least inform the IM receiver that the BIG DUMMY is going to be leaving the IM session to walk his dog, wax his carrot, or take a dump.

Thank you,

maximus unstableous bobicus

so, wait a minute. let me get this straight. You'll talk to Koll on AIM but not me. Fine. I see how it is.

You'll talk to koll on aim?!?!?! WHO DOES THAT

Meh. My bad.

You forgot to include a butterfly flying by, a shinny object in the distance, or a bouncing ball, all could distract Koll and take him away from the computer.

.... oo a squirrel

Dollface,
Koll found ME somehow! I'd be mo' than happy to chat you up! I'm on as USROADWARRIOR. :)
Luv,
u b g :)

Wait a sec.... UBG uses AIM??? Well UBG, you just went up ANOTHER notch in my book lol

UBG and I have thought provoking AIM convos... and I'm gonna go find the Jersey Devil.

koll doesn't talk to me on aim. he only im's me when i'm away to comment on my away message or tell me some kind of koll crap. CRAP

Jeanne-Marie=HOTTINSKI!

hehe silly bob

i peed a little in my pants when i read that, hahaha and it's so true. koll just randomly decides to sign off and go cut grass with a pair of scissors.

lmfao ADD maybe? hahaha im infected with that too. haha

I think the problem is "distance." By the time a thought travels the 673,924,897 miles from Koll's fat head to his fingers, he doesn't even realize he is on line any more, so he floats off to do other stuff...

he's like a raccoon that sees a shiny piece of metal and just wanders away.