French Riots Subside
 

French Riots Subside - AP, 11-14-2005
The riots in France are subsiding after French police changed their tactics. They stopped hitting the rioters with tear gas and started spraying them with deodorant.















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Screw France, I hope they burn it to the ground, take it over, and we get to Invade!

Yea ALex I sure am glad that you're not part of this country's future leadership, hopefully morons with idiotic notions such as that don't become our future either.

:rolleyes: <---i dont think your response deserves anything better.

they'll probably ask us for help again....as usual. the french can't handle anything on their own.

what they should do is call in the Israelis. They have plenty of experience with Arabs rioting in cities. They have an interesting solution....it's called arrest everyone and bulldoze their neighborhood. either that, or send in the military and challenge the rioters. rioters throw molotov cocktails, and the military opens fire. no more rioters.

the best part about these riots is the reason why they started. Some Arab teenagers committed a crime and were being chased by the cops, and they hide near a power station and get zapped by a transformer. The people in their neighborhood blames the police for their deaths.

Huh? did i miss something here? Kids commit crime, run from cops, and get themselves electrocuted, and it's the cops' fault? that's a huge load of **** if i ever heard one. I have no tolerance for people like that. Any of the rioters that are inadvertently killed or arrested during this get what they deserve.

Hey Pat, stick with cars, at least you don't seem like a retard when you talk about that subject.

Oh but wait... my air filters are too big and so they cause a restriction right???

quiet, before i step on you.

yea that was an excellent defense :rolleyes:

i'm gonna love it when something like that happens close to you or close to someone you know. You most likely have no idea what its like, you have no idea whats it like to be in the middle of a fire, or a riot or in the having something blow up next to you. but what ever opinions are like ******* everyone has one...:rollseye:

You people are clueless.

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oh bright one, tell me what i'm clueless about, i wanna know.

Ok there are clearly at least 2 different schools of thought in this thread, the me and the alex/pat... which of us are clueless? or all of us?

he said people so i assume he means all of us

Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that ****ing dumb in just one lifetime. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer beating off to pictures of children. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

When I want your half-assed opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? Are you always this ****ing stupid, or are you making a special effort today? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same lastnames before they got married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a ass raping thunder **** if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.

In conclusion, as your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, ****ass!

if reincarnation is true...maybe kasey really is napoleon? that would explain the shortness, and his defense of france.

So what you saying when random innocent people die, its all good?

man you guys suck at realizing the humor. bunch of sandy vaginas in this thread

why the hell is everyone being so god damned defensive?!?!? the post was a joke, a very funny one at that. then some people made some dumb comments. there is no reason at all to attack your fellow F body enthusiast over something as dumb as "how bad france sucks" or whatever it is you are all arguing about. CHILL THE F OUT!!!!

Kasey, you're being a real dick. calm down, its the internet. If its pissing you off, turn it off. problem solved.

You are lucky I'm not a moderator, I'd lock this thread.

um..people die in riots, haha... Sorry 404 Funny not found...

my last post was supposed to be funny, damnit!!!!!!!

thunder **** part was hilarious! :-D

my post wasnt even pertaining to this thread, it was about kasey being short and napoleonic (small man syndrome). the fact that he was defending france just clinched it. i wasnt saying the riots are funny, i guess you just havent been around long enough to know the inside jokes here. take everything with a grain of salt

oh and, btw, kasey cheated....he copied that from some insult generator thing lmao

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aparantly