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NJSPEEDER 11-17-2005 04:21 PM

New Element Discovered!!!!
 
ripped from another site :D


The recent hurricane and gasoline issues helped prove existence of a new element. Earlier this month a major research institution announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named "Governmentium."

Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons.

Since Gv has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

Gv has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as

Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium (Am) - an element which radiates just as much energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Tsar 11-17-2005 04:25 PM

:lol:

79dizZy28 11-17-2005 04:47 PM

:lol: :kneeslap: :lol:

Brando56894 11-17-2005 10:02 PM

i should give this to my chem teacher she'd like it

foff667 11-17-2005 10:34 PM

:funny:

Savage_Messiah 11-18-2005 02:51 AM

that is AWESOME :rofl:

iamsickofitall 11-18-2005 03:22 PM

i thought that was first discovered in 1776

Tru2Chevy 11-19-2005 05:25 PM

Funny ****...

- Justin


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