Holy shit....
 

My house has been invaded by 60 middle aged pepole for my moms bday.
Half are gay, the other half is split into horney house wives or divorsees, and the other half of that group are horney single military and ex military guys.
Sounds like Bar A downstairs with the stereo bumpping.....
I hope Im not this crazy when I get old, then again, I hope I am.

dancing has calmed down, but the music is going on, and the desert is being brought out....
Im about 4 beers in....need assistance

You need more :cheers: I'm sitting around drinking some Stoudt's American Pale Ale from the tap watching Joe Dirt. This is the most I've kicked back and relaxed in weeks!

Im on #7 right now, ive run out of Corona and am now depleating the Yungling one by one(found it at the bottom of the cooler). The gf is coming to pick me up in a bit, half the party left, but the drunker ones still remain. Pictures will be posted asap.

Damn bro... That sucks... I'd rather be around them people... You get wasted at least lol. Can't do that at a First Aid building :(

Al is gonna find some old lady in his bed tomorrow!

The wifey is coming, so lets home the old ladies are gone by then.
I heard one girl say "HEY BIG BOY...SHOW ME HOW YOU MOVE!!"
Why is it that old ladies hit on me? Im sure some of us remember Matt's house....when Liz didnt save me

You must be that attractive my friend... Either that... or they are just drunk... alcohol can make you think even trees are beautiful

this leads me to believe that you've done the nasty with a tree! :shock:

:lol:

~Ted

I'm Italian, of course I'm attractive.

:kneeslap:

damn Al, you never stop with the jokes. OH that was a good one!

als not attractive, the old women are just drunk and horny! :lol: come on al show em how to work it!

No no... Definately wasn't me... A good friend of mine tried telling me that the tree was checkin me out tho... That was a scary night...


And Al... No offense... Not all Italians are attractive... You ever check out them damn Fiat's?? They be UgLY! :kneeslap:

I'd rock a fiat around as a DD, like driving a go-kart :lol: When I was working at the body shop we had to repaint one. Thing was fun to drive, it was a 4spd manual.

~Ted

yeah...if you broke her heart, you'd probably die....not kidding lol

Horny middle aged women... hmmmm.....

Maybe you could learn a thing or two :-)

Yeah, like not trying to get with one...

Fiat's are great cars. Both my parents had 72 Spyders, both red. My dad loved his, and when he had to give it up, he wanted osmething more powerful, so he got a 1987 Z28, which started my quest into the auto hobby.

Why didnt you call me up al?

So what If I woulda been partying with them more than you.

Heh - ain't that the truth Eric. Did we ever explain to Al who she was?

*Pic(s) of Al and old ladies when I get home from work*

- Justin

I think someone mentioned it to him, that could be why he took his looter beer and skated out without telling anyone lol

I left without telling anyone? BS!! I shook everyoens hand, as I always do.

hm...maybe i dont remember...which is a very strong possibility lol

.......... waaaaiting

Sorry, busy with a quiz last night. Shoot me an IM reminder and I'll post it after class tonight.

- Justin