The Best Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
 

This has to be tried...and the more the merrier.

Priceless...my kind of baking these days...

BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!

Christmas Cookies:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

sounds like fun

I make those cookies all the time.

Are you gonna do my dishes afterwards? :-D

:j/k:

gonna have to try those :)

just dont do any real cooking.
We all know about james and fire...

that's hilarious...

substitute tequila with wodka and you got a hell of a recipe

there you go i made the cookies even better

Those are some complicated instructions James. Think you could remember them all while you are in the kitchen?

- Justin

he wouldn't. he'll be like.............uhhhhhh sample the tequila...*sip* ewwwwwww and he'll throw up....and forget the instructions.

I wear my full fire gear now when I cook!

when you re-light the hot water heater too, I bet :rofl: :lol:

~Ted