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79CamaroDiva 02-03-2006 10:10 PM
Chuck Norris's response
 
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.

Ian 02-04-2006 12:26 AM
chuck norris is a tool

GP99GT 02-04-2006 01:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian
chuck norris is a tool
a tool of mass destruction

ar0ck 02-04-2006 01:31 AM
Law & Order

BigAls87Z28 02-04-2006 02:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
a tool of mass destruction
I fell out of my chair...just thought Id let you know that. I continued to stumble after reading Alex's post after yours.

Ian, in the mail tomorrow, you will get a picture of Chuck Norris crouching.

Brando56894 02-04-2006 03:46 AM
it was that funny al :lol: and yea he is a tool

jims69camaro 02-04-2006 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Ian, in the mail tomorrow, you will get a picture of Chuck Norris crouching.
crouching norris, hidden space station?

i like how he uses the opportunity to plug his books.

Tsar 02-04-2006 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by jims69camaro
crouching norris, hidden space station?

i like how he uses the oppotunity to plug his books.
Mr. Space Station would definately own Norris....:nod:

Ian 02-04-2006 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsar
Mr. Space Station would definately own Norris....:nod:
I'm gonna have to agree. not because space station is awesome (because he's not), but because chuck norris is complete weaksauce!

Dark_Knight7096 02-06-2006 07:01 PM
Don't ***** with CHUCK!

I hope nobody is within 100 miles of Mr. Norris right now or the blast from his ironic laughter will make u go deaf!

Savage_Messiah 02-07-2006 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Knight7096
I hope nobody is within 100 miles of Mr. Norris right now or the blast from his moronic laughter will make u go deaf!
mhm.

79CamaroDiva 02-07-2006 01:14 PM
uhh....

turbo96z28 02-07-2006 01:18 PM
:huh:

SteveR 02-07-2006 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
a tool of mass destruction
:rofl:

Frosty 02-07-2006 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
a tool of mass destruction

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Half the water in my mouth just went onto the computer screen haha

Frosty 02-07-2006 10:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=QP1PuB1R-Xw

Jersey_TA 02-08-2006 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
a tool of mass destruction
ROTFLMAO


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