The Birds and the Bees - Modern Version
 

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how
was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you
will need to find out anyway!"

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded
room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your
Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male"

:funny:

that's hilarious!!!!!!!!

haha

lmao that was great

booo hissss! justin=geek! :lol:

haha thats a good one!! :lol:

my parents told me i came from space station?!

insert floppy

Hah, Jake gets the floppy inserted... I knew it!!!

jake = floppy drive