Seagal Vs. Van Damme
 

im watchin the marathon on spike and who do u think would win a crazy ass fight between them?

Depends on how much coke Van Damme is on, and which Steven Segal are we talking about? The mega thin one, the semi-jacked one, or the fat-boy one.
In the end, Id say Van Damme owns. Quicker moves and lets not forget the slow motion facial expressions.

Tough call, but right now I'd pick jean claude. Seagal has gotten way too fat, but back in the day I think it would've been a closer fight

i hate seagal, he should die in a fire

lets just say for the sake of arguement were talkin about the semi jacked seagal

Definately...

Chuck Norris!

i was half tempted to throw him in :lol:

chuck norris does not tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them!

:w00t: one of the beast van damme movies is on....bloodsport!

yea it stands out like a least ugly chick in a big group of ugly women! :rofl:

So what if he can do 190* splits he cant fight...even an overweight segal could kick his as yo...he'd sit on him if it came down to it to win.

he would just run around him and fat seagal would eventually get tired and have a heart attack, fat people suck but it is a good way to weed out the weakest :nod:

Van Damme did beat Bolo.
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And Van Damme got his ass KICKED by his former body guard Chuck Zito when he started mouthing off to him in a NY club. Although I think Zito would tear up segal too.

vids? :lol:

Unfortunately not but I can show u a pic of Zito, he's a black belt, a former golden gloves champ, etc, etc, yadda, yadda, he's been a member of the Hell's Angels for 25 years, he attends every single UFC event, and was a body guard for Stallone and Mickey Rourke as well as Van Damme.

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damn i can see him kicking van dammes ass, but someone should tell him to ease up on the 'roids.

Watching bloodsport i have to say segal wins in my book, now that I'm remembering, I don't ever recall there being any movies in which segal walks away from the camera in the moonlight showing us his bare ass. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't see guy, martial arts movies including male nudity, that's just me.
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No offense all...but van dame is a pussy...that little jumpy **** he does is called gymnastics, its not even a form of martial arts...segal is and will always be the ****, fat or not...by the way...what is wrong with fat people???I'm rather lumpy looking, but I'm a mean Mother ****er!!!;) ;)

Shrek

Who gives a **** if hes fat. Segal would whip out a shotgun and blow his ****ing brains out :lol: Lets see Van Damme dodge a shotgun slug :-D

Remember the glimmer man? Segal was talking to that gang all calm and then pulled a razor out and started slittin throats! Segal is hardcore!

i guess we gonna have another fat disscussion :lol: since i think im the only one who said anything against fat people in this thread. i usually make a generalization about fat people, i know its not true for all but still. In my mind if you are fat, im talking about those super fat ****s walking around the street, then you are lazy and dont take care of yourself and you obvisouly dont give a **** what others think of you. So why should I? i mean how hard is it to lose a few pounds? i also dont take that genetics crap as an excuse, why? because everyone uses it and most dont even try to exercise and eat right? How hard is it for a fat person to lose 20 pounds? its not hard at all, the fatter you are the faster the weight will come off. i think all it comes down to is just lazyness - ok ill finish my ranting. no offense to anyone :lol:


oh maybe i care about peoples looks too much i dunno :shrug:

Van Damme is a balerina!!!!

My vote goes for Segal circa mid 80's up to Under Siege.

What's he gonna do? Sell Segal a Total Gym 1500?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Segal will break your neck!