Somebody give me a shotgun
 

So earlier this week a bird crapped on my hood, then another did a few days later, then today one got the windshield. I said ok, I'll wash it, hasn't been washed since school ended.

I wash it twice over, wax it, and buff out the wax. As soon as im done buffing i look... 3 birds got the windshield and 1 got the passenger side window.

If anyone wants to shoot birds you're more than welcome to come to my house.

baaahahahhahhaa

THEY GOT BIRD FLU ON YOUR CAR!!!!! YOURE INFECTED NOW WITH BIRD FLU!!!

Maybe if you were taller **** like this wouldn't happen :P

sry i only have a sniper rifle

damn dude, every lower mammals **** on your car. i always thought it was just us.
leperdoo = suxor

Maybe park it somewhere else? :shrug:

cheap car cover?

aint a shotgun bigger then him?

It always seems that birds **** on your car after you wash it.

yea it does, one **** INSIDE my car one time cuz i had the ttops off. a big white mess running down the drivers side of the console. i didnt notice till a few days later :rofl:

right after i washed my car one time one of those little bastards **** on it no more then a minute later!

**** birds
what do they really do anyway.

they dont do a damn thing except make noise and **** on your car right after youve washed it