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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to
me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you! I
want a divorce straight away!"
The husband replied, "Hang on just a minute, Love, so at least I can
tell you what
happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll
say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the
car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
"Since she needed a good clean up, I suggested a shower. While she
was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer
jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say
they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your
anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good
taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work
has a pair the same"
The husband took a quick breath and continued -
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked
her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

(i love this...)

'Please....do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"