Thanks alot peeps
 

Thanks to every one on the site, Im sorry for being an ******* to you at any time, I realize I am a pain in the ass to deal with. I wanna thank tim, justin ian and liz for not banning me :lol:, Jake for reachin out to me a few times like the Dic thread :lol: Sorry Matt for being a prick in that thread :lol: I wanna thank TSAR For teaching me somethings about life. Number 1. bein PIITB :nod: Thanks j0n for letting me help take his headers off and for doing my headers for $100 :grin:


Thanks to everyone else about everything, and Im truely sorry for all the **** I caused, and I guess its my time to rise up and mature a bit!!!


Thanks alot,
Matt

see i did teach him something!

And it came in handy all of 1 time :lol:

:bs:

I know right!! you cant do it once and then be like "no" cause now every time im like "Piitb!!?" :cry:

just let it slip and if she says anything say "oops, it was an accident, im sorry honey"


then do it again.

Ill try it but i think if i do it to much she wont wanna do anything at all :mad:

thats usually when they squirm around and you get that fisheye look over the shoulder. besides, the "oops wrong hole" line only works the first time, after that most women realize you are aiming. :p

unless you give them booze first...newbs

That would work, she did say "maybe one time when u get me drunk enough" any one wanna buy me some vodka? :lol:

i don't know what you are working with, when i go in there they know something happened the next day when they wake up. drunk or not they are walking funny.

next morning doesnt matter comrade, im usually long gone by that time. If i cared enough to stick around i wouldnt do it in the first place :lol:

rename it the "buttsex thread"??

edit.

this isnt the ass but

The first time I ****ed my girl she cried. any of this happen to you? and its not like stealing harverd crying its cause it hurt her..

Hope I don't sound like a homo for asking...but do U have a big rocket in yer pocket?

i feel sick

:rofl: I dont know it depends on what ur talking about.

talking about 14 year old sex is usually a cause for people to be arrested...

i was 14 my first time, there was no crying tho, also never had to use the wrong whole thing, i simply asked and was granted access

Dayum, it's been about 14 years since I last had sex...it is a shame, but didn't think it was a crime! :(

Happy birthday young'n.
Im upset I didnt get a nod for teaching you how to throw a football. Weaksauce.

and I'm kinda pissed you didnt thank ME for not banning you!

too late:gay:

Pretty normal assuming it was her first time.

fixed :rofl:

you can still teach me cause i look like this when I do
http://myspace-997.vo.llnwd.net/0069...99771997_l.jpg