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Karma strikes back!
This is a thread about a female so if you dont feel like reading it click backspace now.
So after years of ****ing girls over, it kinda cough up to me. Little background; i started my job and i was doing my orientation i saw this one cute chick so i went up to her, we talked alittle, we ate lunch and i asked her out. She said yes. Fast forward to tonight. I get back from work go to the gym, and come home. After laying on the couch for a little bit i decide to see what she's up to and maybe we can do something. So i pick up the cellie, and click her name: Phone rings: Vitali: Hey Elicia: hey V. : whats are you up to? E. : I'm on my way home, to NY. V. : ohh, when are you coming back? E. : ... V. : um..hello? E. : yea, i dunno when im coming back V. : what? are you going back for good? E. : yea i'm probably just gonna stay there. V. : ... E. : ... V. : ... E. : are you there? V. : yea, but i gotta go E. : alright, well if i come back i know your number ill give u a call, bye. V. : click More background. Her family lives in upstate, like 5 hours away from north jersey and she moved here to her uncles house to get away from some problems, which i wont say what they were. lets just say it was complicated but we got along great cuz we could relate our ****ed up passed lives and the **** we went thru. **** and just yesterday we were talking how she might come to the nats with me. wtf? :scratch: this is weird, and usually im the ******* who dumps the stupid bitch. sad to say this but i actually liked this one more then just a penis warmer... I guess as my friend natalia said "that's karma for you, *******" P.S. this is not a girl advice thread, i dont need it. i just posted this for amusement and to rant about useless stupid crap that doesnt usually bother me. Carry on |
awww... vitali is vulnerable :flower:
i'm sorry to hear that man, theres more fish in the sea i guess. you win some, you lose some |
Maybe u can take that as a hint... the Russian must continue to spread his seed :lol:
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Elicia: hey V. : whats are you up to? E. : I'm on my way home, to NY. V. : ohh, when are you coming back? E. : ... V. : um..hello? E. : yea, i dunno when im coming back V. : what? are you going back for good? E. : yea i'm probably just gonna stay there. V. : ... E. : ... V. : ... E. : are you there? V. : yea, but i gotta go E. : alright, well if i come back i know your number ill give u a call, bye. V. : click /wrist...don't turn emo now:rofl: sucks man maybe she'll come back and hook up with you. edit: sorry forgot this:owned: the messiah reminded me v |
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Maybe she was an alien from outer space that recognized you from when you were in the space station??:shrug:
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oh, and it's alien. |
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BTW thanks for the spelling lesson |
Drink a lot of wodka n' it won't matter!
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Thats what you get for treating girls like **** man. It always comes back one way or another. But Im sure this wont change ya, if anything Im guessing itll make you treat them even worse eh?
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a lot of girls i showed interest in at school became shady out of the blue all the time, they would give me stupid reasons why like, "im not a whore", "school is more important", "stop ****ing my roommate"
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- Justin |
college was dangerous because of dorms. Put alot of girls cramped up in one building and let the rumor mill start
"stop ****ing my roomate" "feel free to join at any time" |
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i hate to believe there's more guys out there like you. worse yet, i hate to believe that im actually friends with you :lol: |
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Nice Guy Crew checking in. If you find these magical girls, can you call me? |
Yeah man... Im actually thinkging about starting an online registry for these rare types of girls... you know, like they do with RARE vintage cars... :lol:
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stop turning my thread into mushy crap, go get laid.
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We cant, you ******** are taking all the girls! :axe:
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