Stuck in the shitter (what to do)
 

Well i figured since some people are now using an F-Body forum for medical advice as well as advice for just about every other thing on gods green earth except for the proper etiquite for picking up bear **** in the montana mountains on sundays that i would ask some advice. I'm currently stuck on the ****ter with 2 fingers poked through the tp using the last 2 squares. what to do class, what to do?

ahaha I have a trick passed down from my grandfather what to do with only one square left :lol:

you're a damn noob for not realizing there wasnt enough TP left beforehand and not grabbing a new roll...

i pawn mad noobs bitch

QFT.

hey jimmy its pwn not pawn :smile:

unless he sells them off to pawn shops, which he may very well do, so :stfu:

:stfu: j00 n00b

havent u ever heard the saying about this "when your sittin on the jon and the toiletpapers gone be a man and use your hand"

As Confucius said "smart man carry paper towel in pocket!" :mrgreen:

got peanut butter and a dog? :rofl:

:lol:

:barf:

Got socks?

is he still in the ****ter?

Use your underwear and free-ball it (or go commando, if your a girl) for the rest of the day.

:stupid:

hahaha :laugh: