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Untamed 12-21-2006 08:41 AM

Judge Rules on Dead Deer Sex
 
You just can't make this **** up.

- Dave

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html

Man who had relations with Animal carcass must stand trial
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...061inside1.jpg NOVEMBER 22--A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback today when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. As a result of Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci's ruling, defendant Bryan James Hathaway, 20, will have to stand trial for his alleged assault last month of the deer carcass. In his ruling (a copy of which you'll find below), Lucci denied a November 7 motion filed by Hathaway's lawyer, Fredric Anderson, which argued that the deer ceased being an animal upon its death (Hathaway, pictured at right, allegedly found the carcass in a roadside ditch). Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass." Lucci, however, noted that "most people understand that an animal does not necessarily cease being or qualifying as an animal or even being referred to as an animal once it's dead." He added that the "primary focus" of Wisconsin's criminal statute dealing with crimes against sexual morality is on "human behavior and on protecting sexual morality in the community, and not necessarily on animal protection." (4 pages)

Tsar 12-21-2006 08:44 AM

im gonna go with an "ewwwww" on this one.

misterjuice 12-21-2006 09:35 AM

where is that throw up smilies :barf:

foff667 12-21-2006 09:47 AM

When asked how it felt to be inside a dead deer his reply was "Warm like apple pie" :lol:

Knipps 12-21-2006 09:51 AM

:shock:

****ed up.

mtg6486 12-21-2006 09:53 AM

lol hicks

slugger27nj 12-21-2006 09:56 AM

Just when you think you've heard everything....WTF!?!

Rafterman 12-21-2006 09:57 AM

why? just why?:?:

Tsar 12-21-2006 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rafterman (Post 296996)
why? just why?:?:

some have very low standards, plus is was fuzzy looking :lol:

BonzoHansen 12-21-2006 10:41 AM

His mother must be so proud.

DieselKickYoAss4Sure 12-21-2006 10:54 AM

All i Can Say IS WTF! DISCUSTNG!

WildBillyT 12-21-2006 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DieselKickYoAss4Sure (Post 297014)
All i Can Say IS WTF! DISCUSTNG!

Yeah, and it's disgusting too!

DieselKickYoAss4Sure 12-21-2006 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBillyT (Post 297017)
Yeah, and it's disgusting too!

Sorry!

WildBillyT 12-21-2006 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DieselKickYoAss4Sure (Post 297023)
Sorry!

:rofl:

DieselKickYoAss4Sure 12-21-2006 11:31 AM

this will make the next super troopers movie DEER FCKER!

WildBillyT 12-21-2006 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DieselKickYoAss4Sure (Post 297031)
this will make the next super troopers movie DEER FCKER!

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

1_Hot_SOM_WS6 12-22-2006 05:50 PM

WOW.....yeah...so u think u've herd it all and then u read this.....:barf: ...WTF is wrong with people?!?!!?!?

Brando56894 12-22-2006 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by WildBillyT (Post 297039)
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

IM GONNA PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!!

thats hilarious, who filed the complaint against him (how did this end up in court) i dont feel like reading the whole thing

unstable bob gable 12-22-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brando56894 (Post 297485)
IM GONNA PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!!

SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!!
SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!!
SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!!

unstable bob gable 12-22-2006 09:32 PM

N' as far as the deer story goes...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Mike 12-22-2006 10:12 PM

bet he owns a third gen

WayFast84 12-22-2006 10:13 PM

****ed up as hell.

It would suck to be the person banging the dead deer, and the person who saw the deer being banged by this redneck!!

Mike 12-22-2006 10:48 PM

so would rafterman be the deer or the guy?

Knipps 12-22-2006 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cbrrmike (Post 297531)
so would rafterman be the deer or the guy?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Teds89IROC 12-23-2006 12:10 AM

wow that is gross


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