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Judge Rules on Dead Deer Sex
You just can't make this **** up.
- Dave http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html Man who had relations with Animal carcass must stand trial http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...061inside1.jpg NOVEMBER 22--A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback today when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. As a result of Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci's ruling, defendant Bryan James Hathaway, 20, will have to stand trial for his alleged assault last month of the deer carcass. In his ruling (a copy of which you'll find below), Lucci denied a November 7 motion filed by Hathaway's lawyer, Fredric Anderson, which argued that the deer ceased being an animal upon its death (Hathaway, pictured at right, allegedly found the carcass in a roadside ditch). Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass." Lucci, however, noted that "most people understand that an animal does not necessarily cease being or qualifying as an animal or even being referred to as an animal once it's dead." He added that the "primary focus" of Wisconsin's criminal statute dealing with crimes against sexual morality is on "human behavior and on protecting sexual morality in the community, and not necessarily on animal protection." (4 pages) |
im gonna go with an "ewwwww" on this one.
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where is that throw up smilies :barf:
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When asked how it felt to be inside a dead deer his reply was "Warm like apple pie" :lol:
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lol hicks
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Just when you think you've heard everything....WTF!?!
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why? just why?:?:
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His mother must be so proud.
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All i Can Say IS WTF! DISCUSTNG!
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this will make the next super troopers movie DEER FCKER!
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WOW.....yeah...so u think u've herd it all and then u read this.....:barf: ...WTF is wrong with people?!?!!?!?
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thats hilarious, who filed the complaint against him (how did this end up in court) i dont feel like reading the whole thing |
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SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!! SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!! |
N' as far as the deer story goes...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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bet he owns a third gen
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****ed up as hell.
It would suck to be the person banging the dead deer, and the person who saw the deer being banged by this redneck!! |
so would rafterman be the deer or the guy?
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wow that is gross
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