There's a penis in the bush
 

Most of you know what my job is and we just got another winner of a call. I'll try and re-create as much of the call as i can remember.

[pre-teenage girl voice]"Hi, yes, me and my friends were walking over by the ------- building and we were taking a shortcut through the bushes and...omg this sounds so weird...but it's for real...we were walking through the bushes and it looks like there's a penis in the bushes. I mean it's definately not sausage cuz it has a head and bal- i mean testicles."

Now envision me, trying to take this call with a straight face, while BOTH my co-workers are literally on the floor laughing their asses off.

edit: I just went back to the recording and here's a little more word-for-word..."It's definately got a head and skin and bal- i mean testicles and i mean we moved it with a stick and its covered in ants"

update...

[stern policeman voice]"Headquarters that's negative on human body part, it's a sausage"

What the ef?

bro i couldnt make this s*** up if i tried

hahahahaha. im actully applying a few places for the same job u have

I'm guessing some kind of security??? Still funny as all hell..."we have visual contact with possible penis, approching with caution"

hes a police disbatcher...not security

well its kinda the same job...I was just guessing

hahaha, how did the sausage have balls then?

i didnt ask but the first officer on scene spent ~10 min...i assume "looking" at the sausage before his backup keyed up on the radio, so it was apparantly a very convincing sausage-penis :shock:

the cop probably knew it was a sausage and just was standing there debating on whether to eat it or not lol

lol

:rofl: wow, there is no way you could make that ***** up

police and security is absolutely not the same job.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: sausage.......!!!!!!!!!!

the testicles were obviously meatballs

regardless the ladies better get used to seeing sausage when they get a bit older if they want to have a social life. Funny stuff

That was funny. I am sure that wasnt the 1st nor will it be the last crazy call.

:rofl: oh my... that made my morning.. thank you.

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lmfao! :lol: :lol: I give you credit for not laughing on the phone!

So you offered to show her the difference between the sausage and the real thing, didn't you.

I thought this was gonna be a gag about Pres. Bush's daughters or somethin.' :lol:

lmfao

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