im a douche
 

so i was picking up parts at a local warehouse, when this other guy from another store comes in to get parts. the guy at the counter gives him a box thats all taped up and stuff, so i was like..."you know why thats all taped up? cause its gonna be the wrong part, its been around the block" just messing around. he didnt say anything, the guy at the counter laughed though, so whatever. i go around the corner to grab a part, and apparently the other guy said to the guy at the counter "tell that guy to shut up" and he walked out the door.

so, i came back, counterguy tells me what he said, so i called up Carquest (the company that guy works for) and said one of his drivers just cut me off on so-and-so road, pulled out without even looking, i gave a description of the car and everything...:lol:

flame away

ahaha! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15.../DOUCHEBAG.png

lololol thats great. i love people that go the extra mile to f*** someone over...as long as its not me :)

ugh. Now I can't get the "I'm a flirt" out of my head. I was doing so well too :(

DAMN YOU!!!!

well played matt

YOU DOUCHE!!!! thats not right.
















j/k good one:rofl:

lol i think thats hilarious. i hate it when people don't have a sense of humor

it wasnt really even a joke, most of the time when we get a part thats all taped up and stuff...it ends up being wrong because its either the wrong part in the box, or theres some mundane detail that someone forgot to mention

QFT!!!

if he didn't think your joke was funny, he sure as hell won't think the prank is funny. i say fack 'em if they can't take a joke.