Ya caught me
 

Ya caught the tater.

tater tot

"How far will the plane go with only one engine????"

"...all the way to the scene of the crash"

"which is convenient because that's where we're headed"

"I bet we beat the paramedics there by about a half hour.........we are mooovinnnn"

LOL

"I was drunk in the bar, I got thrown out into public"

note to self

j0n - AKA Mr. Tater Salad

"they told me I was being charged with Drunk In Public...I said I was drunk in a bar...they through me into PUBLIC!"

"It so happens they were pulling everyone over on that particular sidewalk and that profiling."

hahahah ron white is hilarious

"they told me to stand on one foot and count to ten. I got to woo..."

"we took off from the Flagstaff Airport, haircare and tire center..."

"i believe, when life throws you lemons, you make lemonade. and then find the person who's life has thrown them vodka, and have a party."

Its 4 am its 42 degrees, but you werent there....P*ssy

"I got deer urine on my boots, and I not sure why"

"I got a place to F**K your sister", "nah I'm just kidding, I got a divorce, i just wanted to tell those jokes"

"oh yeah...well i hit one with a van!! goin 55 with the headlights on and the horn blowin!"

"if you want to kill deer easier just put headlights and a horn on each bullet and they'll just jump in front of them!"