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johnjzjz 01-29-2008 05:35 PM

"Talking Dog For Sale."
 
>> A guy is driving around west virginia when he sees a sign in front of a house:

>> "Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the redneck owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.

>> "You talk?" he asks. "Yes," the Lab replies. "So, what's the story?"

>> The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
>> was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
>> government about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
>> country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
>> because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
>> I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the
>> jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
>> younger so I decided to settle down.
>> I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
>> wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some
>> incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married,
>> had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

>> The guy is amazed.

He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten bucks," the man says. "Ten bucks?

>> This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

>> "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that :moon:

TheBandit 01-29-2008 05:51 PM

:lol:

79CamaroDiva 01-29-2008 08:37 PM

:lol: thats cute

GrandmasterCow 01-29-2008 09:41 PM

haha

1972LT1 01-30-2008 12:53 AM

:rofl:nice!

chrisfrom nj 01-30-2008 09:35 AM

thats funny


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