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"Talking Dog For Sale."
>> A guy is driving around west virginia when he sees a sign in front of a house:
>> "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the redneck owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there. >> "You talk?" he asks. "Yes," the Lab replies. "So, what's the story?" >> The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I >> was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the >> government about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from >> country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, >> because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. >> I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the >> jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any >> younger so I decided to settle down. >> I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security >> wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some >> incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, >> had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired." >> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten bucks," the man says. "Ten bucks? >> This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" >> "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that :moon: |
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:lol: thats cute
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haha
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:rofl:nice!
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thats funny
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