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chevyt454

04-09-2008 12:09 PM

2 NJ high school students had hit on Chuck Norris

Read the comments under the article LOL

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/200...leged_hit.html

TAdan

04-09-2008 12:16 PM

:lol:

Knipps

04-09-2008 12:37 PM

:rofl: the comments are what make the story great

Untamed

04-09-2008 12:39 PM

:rofl:

CamaroGirlie

04-09-2008 12:53 PM

CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MAN

maroman88

04-09-2008 01:12 PM

comments totallt make the story lol

bandit88

04-09-2008 01:21 PM

:rofl:

foff667

04-09-2008 01:22 PM

I like the "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you." one :lol:

DaSkinnyGuy

04-09-2008 01:37 PM

Thats the hardest I have laughed in at least a month. When I can't breath from laughing you know that something must be real funny.

SteveR

04-09-2008 02:13 PM

:rofl:

"Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone."

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

band77one

04-09-2008 02:39 PM

"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. "

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

those are my favorites haha

01SS	04-09-2008 04:51 PM

I love the chuck norris comments they always crack me up.

SupermanX24

04-09-2008 05:08 PM

mr. t once beat chuck norris in a game of chess... in retaliation, chuck norris invented racism

chemicalstylez

04-09-2008 05:27 PM

omg those comments are cracking me up hahaha

87GTA

04-09-2008 05:39 PM

ha ha ha i love this one!! "Those two idiots were just jealous because Chuck Norris can go to a McDonalds, order a Whopper ... and get it!

79CamaroDiva

04-09-2008 05:58 PM

wow...i cant believe that the school and cops took the list seriously...

SteveR

04-09-2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva (Post 436309)

wow...i cant believe that the school and cops took the list seriously...

Neither can Chuck Norris

sweetbmxrider

04-09-2008 08:23 PM

hahaha those comments were so great

Quote:

2 NJ high school students had (pause) hit on (pause) Chuck Norris

thats how i read it first and totally expected a couple chicks hitting on chuck norris. hahahaha that would be awesome!!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- my favs

JerzLT1

04-09-2008 10:26 PM

it had to have been a joke.... you cant kill Chuck Norris

SteveR

04-09-2008 10:36 PM

Chuck Norris knows all, he alerted the Police, out of mercy.

bubba428

04-10-2008 07:12 AM

he put the laughter in manslaughter :rofl:

jims69camaro

04-10-2008 10:57 AM

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

sweetbmxrider

04-10-2008 11:23 AM

chuck norris is the only one who can touch mc hammer

79T/A

04-10-2008 02:51 PM

The giraffe was invented when Chuck Norris 'uppercutted' a horse.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Two of my faves. I copied all of them to a word document and tortured my coworkers all day long! :rofl:

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