Gas Station Idiocy
 

So i just went to a gas station to fuel up, I proceed to pull up and wait for a dude to come to me and do the nasty. Everything goes as planned, and then out of nowhere a dude with a gas station hose runs out, at first i thought he was bringing a replacement hose or something (he came from the vicinity of the mini mart and I did not see his car). What did not occur to me was the fact that he drove off with the damn thing. After he hands the hose to the gas station attendant he proceeds to yell at him and blames him for not removing it in time :lol: Poop fest insures.


Old people shouldn't drive exhibit 101.

Figures. He was probably embarrased as hell and didn't want to face up to the fact that he's a moron.

I actually have a gas station idiocy thing from this weekend. I ran out of Propane for my grill and the attendents were to busy to fill my tank (as well as some other people's) so they told us to pump our own. Most of us were fine but the guy who went ahead of me didn't watch how he was supposed to do it and ended up spraying a huge cloud of propane into the air (liquid became gas) and the attendents got all pissed off. It was pretty funny.

filling ur own propane is kinda haggard. i've had people drive off with the nozzle still in, without even paying! by mistake but so absent minded after a day of work. sucks though cuz the break-a-ways are crazy. they come off pretty freakin hard and gas goes everywhere. its a bitch. there is a good picture floating around of a person driving down the highway with the nozzle still in the car, hose attached! :rofl:

i got one too. one of our guys at work today filled up our diesel bucket truck with gasoline

Oh, that's not gonna be good!

happened to on of our brand new duramax box vans last year. No one admitted to it.

course not. people do not like to admit they're idiots.