a wee joke
 

A guy on a motor cycle crashes into a woman, whos fault is it?





the motorcyclist, he shouldnt have been riding his bike in the kitchen

don't you mean he shouldn't have been riding it in the laundry room.;)

Why are women's feet smaller then mens?
So they can stand closer to counter when making dinner

Why dont women wear watches?
Caues there is a clock on the stove

Why are wedding dresses white?
To match the rest of the kitchen appliances

Why do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice already

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should have been open when the wife brought it to you


This and more on Big Al's new comedy cd coming this fall....

lol

What does a woman do immediatly after leaving the battered womens shelter??

The dishes and laundry If she knows what's good for her