So here's an interesting problem.....
 

I moved out of my parent's house in the spring of '07, after I got married....still get mail there once in a while of course. I picked up a few things from there today, including this envelope.

There is no return address on this envelope, but it is clearly addressed to me, no mis-spellings or anything. I open it up, and inside is one of those photo-cards, with a picture of a young boy (about a year old) with cake icing on his hands and face (so we can assume this is a birthday picture), and the saying underneath says something like "Thank you for sharing this special time with us" The writing on the envelope looks like my ex-gf's, but she lives in Erie, PA and I haven't seen her since February 2003 (and this kid is no-where near 5, so no worries there ;) ).

The child in the picture looks vaguely familiar, but I can't for the life of me figure out who it is. I left it out on the table for my wife to see when she got home from work, and she has no idea who the child is either.

I am assuming that it's someone I know, since it was clearly addressed to me, but I have absolutely no idea who it is. I can't even think of any friends of mine or my wife's that have a son who recently turned a year old.

This is intriguing me too much to just forget about, and I thought I would share.....anyone here that I share mutual friends with have any ideas about who it might be?

- Justin

If the kid just turned 1, how many females have you had sex w/ besides your wife in the last 24 months?

practical joke?

Hmmm strange. No return address... no name under the Thank You notice? The envelope should have a US Postage Stamp with a Zip Code, maybe that will narrow it down to the whereabouts of this infamous person.

I think we are on the same page with this....Was there a postmark on the envelope?
Thats pretty crazy!!! If you ever find out who it is....you will have to let us know.

maybe your a sleeper agent for the KGB, and this is the son of you alter ego Hans Klovishivich:shrug:

haha Justin got his very own stalker!!! :rofl:

Enjoy it my friend.

No sex with anyone but my wife since February of '03.....

Postmark on the envelope looked like it said Kilmer, NJ, but it was smudged a bit.

And yea, no name on anything. Only handwriting is on the envelope. I'll try to remember to scan the envelope and photo tomorrow morning.

- Justin

was it kasey? (not that i even know who he is, but i have seen teh pictures)

maybe your brother stole your ID one night to get into a club and his name was "justin" for the rest of the night.....

a better way to answer this would be to ask if the kid was brown

but no im pretty sure you have to have sex to have a child

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Technically, no you don't. :lol:

Man, you're getting old fast! You don't even recognize pictures of your own son at his party! :lol:

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you know what i meant....just let me make fun of kasey come on

:lol: proceed as you were.

Where are all the photoshops of him? :lol: Maybe Justin will recognize him!

You might just be on to something....

dude thats your kid. i bet that kid is like 2 but you think he's one and your ex split and had your baby. OH NOOOOOO. CALL MAURY. he can settle this for a free trip to ny and daily expenses.

Child: http://www.njfboa.org/JustinImages/RandomChild.jpg
Envelope: http://www.njfboa.org/JustinImages/RandomEnvelope.jpg

- Justin

who do you know with an outdoor patio made of pavers

creeeeeeepy!

find an old letter or anything with your exs writing on it and compare.

someone used your name one night at a club and the girl tracked you down

I do....but mine are different than that. Can't think of anyone else....

It's not my ex....I haven't seen her since Feb. '03, so any child I fathered there would be 5 now.

- Justin

Narrowing the search.. Mailed within Edison, NJ. Not Kilmer.

Kilmer P&DC
21 Kilmer Road
Edison, NJ 08899
732-819-3250

Get Paul onto this ASAP, he'll find out who it is. :)