i am an effin idiot
 

someone should take my phone away when im drinking :lol:

oops

it happens to the best of us :nod:

isn't that like 99% of the time?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...B-BP-24818.jpg

Which part, the drinking part of the idiot part? :rofl:

id say both

details???

ha i almost did it last night but my battery was dead. then i woke up with a fully charged battery and my new charger for my new phone completely chewed up by my kittens. god damn kittens

drunk texting

It happens, I'm the worst with it. JM gives me dirty looks & Sal has to take my phone sometimes.

My phone is normally broke after a night of drinking so drunk calls/texts have yet to really bite my ass.

I always just give up on the phone, it gets all blurry and I either throw it or lose it.

This. Woke up.. half of back of phone broken.. phone doesn't do anything anymore.

my phone went to nj at 2am last night... i was in queens till 3pm today.. sucked not having a phone, while helping a friend in need as well as cleaning up blood...

:lol: you can say that again! You all have problems, just enjoy being drunk!

at least you never called your boss drunk thinking it was her daughter.... than completely forgot it happened. Boy does that make work interesting

Lol reminds me of the time we threw a woods party after we went wheeling. We were all tanked and someone got stuck so I was scampering around the dark leafy ground looking for a shackle. I go "Ah ha!" and pick something up I couldnt barely see. I just stopped and thought "Wait what? When did I drop my phone."

The time before that I called nearly everyone in my phonebook that wasnt with me screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my drunk ass friend peed on my leg. I just stopped and went "Pete did you just pee on my leg" and he goes "Ughh No." 10 minutes later and lots of screaming "I'm cutting me ****ing leg off" at the top of my lungs my pants were lacking one leg, hehe.

Now I remember why I dont drink anymore, good times though.

so you ended up nailing a fat chick, whats the big deal! ( hey, since you wont tell us well have to let our imagination do the work)