Unbelievable!
 

Something crazy happened last night and I just have to talk about it.

So I was out with some friends last night when I get a text message from my girlfriend of 4 years that says some nasty, raunchy **** with a "can't wait to see you" and another guy's name. I was freaked out but with my friends, so stayed calm but I was fuming inside. My phone rings about 30 minutes later and she's telling me how her friend is drunk and thought it would be a funny joke. I could tell she sounded really freaked out but I played it off like everything was cool.

I rushed back to her house after leaving my friends early saying I didn't feel well, its 4 blocks from my home boy's when I pulled in I saw my next door neighbor kinda acting weird in his backyard, gave me an awkward "hello" and looked as if he had been running and walked from our low fence into his back door.

I suddenly started to rage inside, I'm not an idiot and I knew what was going on.. I always knew they flirted just a little too much and said things in front of me that had deeper meanings..

So anyways, I go FLYING in the front door with a huge SQUEAK noise, and I was wondering, should I just spray it with some WD-40 or is there a better way to get my door to stop squeaking?

Oh?

fail

Graphite, it will be good as new. :lol:

You shoulda kicked down the door. That woulda been cool.

booo

the newspaper one where the guy talks about fixing a car instead of a cheating person is much funnier

turrible. Crazy knuckled headed turrible

i was all into it at first like yo lets go kick that dudes *** then it just got ghay

ctrl f'ed all key words and came up clear...will read

???

roundhouse kick.

Lol just reaction i thought. I read it on another forum and they all flamed him and just asked wtf he was saying. Im glad i got the same response.

ALLLLLLLLLL RIGHTY THENNNNN

so i guess we're just like the rest of the world? good, because i was thinking we were weird and much different than all the other people in the world.

btw, wd-40 works wonders but doesn't have the longevity of graphite.

X2. plus it doesnt give off as bad a smell, and makes internal parts operate smoother comparedto WD-40. we used to have to pull our front door hard to make it close, I took it apart, and sprayed the crap out of it with hobby graphite, you can close it with a finger now :D

white lithium grease in a can. messy though.

:clap: way to experiment with our monkey asses

-"I like to use this product called 'I can't believe it's not Butter', because when im having toast i like to be incredulous"
-"How was breakfast?"
-"Unbelievable."

Name comedian go

^Seems like a Mitch Hedberg kinda joke.

just saw this thread, Demetri Martin FTMFW
I had a chance to go see the recording of his new CC special in NYC but I was in Boston :(

x10

Intelligent Comedians are hard to find these days!

i read it over and the 2nd time and then i started to laugh i got it

The man's a genius. He dropped out of law school to be a comedian :lol:

I know!! that's what makes it all the better!

Here's a link so people can know what we are talking about! Demitri Martin

QFT

ohhhh, I seen this dude before. I think it was this video too.

Thought it was pretty funny.