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Wanted : Girlfriend
A beautiful, caring girl that has the following qualities: 14. Likes to go outdoors! I cant stand a girl that cant get dirty 13. Can deal with my epic sense of humor really.... its epic 12. Must like Fast cars Its a given on here really! 11. Must love hanging out at the shop I like to work on my car or truck or even quad at the shop that I work at. Come play and hang out. 10. Feminine, but not weak. Men are such visual creatures (don’t we all know it?) - so you need to act and look feminine. But there’s a thin line between enjoying a man holding open the door for you and throwing a hissy fit at him if you break a nail or something! 9. Secure/Confident. I’m sure that this refers to the cold treatment or the hysterical blunder that some men have to bear when dining out in public you accuse him of flirting with a blonde bimbo (lol). It’s natural for men to look - but open flirting is a no-no! 8. Looks high-maintenance, but actually requires little effort. In short, they want us to look great and not spend two hours preparing for a date – sigh. 7. Cooks. Is this a case of the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach? 6. Financially independent. I think that it’s only fair for men to expect us to fend for ourselves financially - although he should not be a spendthrift, either! 5. Good in bed. Check!!! Ok, next…. =) 4. Happy. Really, why would any man want to be with somebody who’s in a dour mood 24/7? If you’re not a natural bubble of happiness - at least make the effort to look happy while he’s around. 3. Smart and witty. The great sex apparently wears off - so save those witty comebacks for later. 2. Beautiful and fit. You wouldn’t want to marry a guy with a beer belly, right? Just as we expect the men that we date to at least make an effort to look good - they naturally want us to look beautiful and fit and perfect. 1. Loyal. Take his side when you or he is in a standoff in public - and never cheat! Now that we have a guide line apply by email.... Nick (antiriceguy) you can apply too Tim (deadtrendlt1) your all ready perfect ;) lol |
lol i think u put that on the wrong site but if u happen to find a girl or two like that send one my way lol sounds too good too be true
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nah did it as a joke but if a girl on here fits that profile let me know! lol
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So essentially what you are saying is that you need a boyfriend?
I've been here for awhile, and I don't think any of us are like that, but good luck. |
Im all of the above except for fit........oooooooo sooooo close lol
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Sorry Nick, guess you're going to have to have a chat with Jen and suffer with Tim :lol:
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leave jen in car quick buttseks |
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seriously! Definetly! |
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Nah, I personal train on the side... so you can become fit. also rock climbing trip is yearly and a must go. |
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tim drive SOM and leave keys in car ;) |
We have reached epic gay in this thread....epic gay.
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Sounds like a possible hook up ;)
But yeah, part of this post is teh ghey.... Fit is something you can get. If you're just ugly....there's no hope. (just using as reference, never met any ugly chicks from here other than Bonzo and Wild Billy :mrgreen:) |
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Good job there. |
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i believe most of the female members on here fit that description.. and i believe we're all spoken for, mostly by other members of this site. :rofl:
ahhh, njfboa match making.... |
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Hey....im single 99.999999% of the time.....Just ask Martin (darknight7096) lol |
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