Court Question
 

So I was going like 120 and ran over a few kiddies but the cop had no right to give me a ticket!! :-x



:rofl:

Anyways, what should I wear to court tonight? Any tips?

lol?

wtf. uhhh a suit?

A suit?

wifebeater should be fine.

I guess I should borrow a turd gen too?

With a mustard stain. You have to have the stain- it will knock a reckless down to a careless or a careless down to an unsafe.

I don't even think I own a wife beater :(

i would go with a moo moo

Wear a shirt that says "I have an LT1". The judge will obviously see your supremacy and drop all charges.

Bahah Best response yet! :wink:

Yeah. You couldn't have been speeding because your opti was too busy failing.

Too bad it was it the saturn!

You lose!

No, I'm right. Your Saturn spent too much time next to your Camaro so it grew its own opti which is now in the process of failing.

There you go.

Bahahah, grow an opti, now thats a new one!

did you hear about that russian guy with a fur tree growing in his lung? crazy

i usually wear sweaters and nice pants. clean shave. enjoy!!

wear a chicken costume. but u have to be wearing a cluck-u shirt or they won't take u seriously.

...and his next post will be from Ancora Psychiatric Hospital :rofl:

haha, there was maybe one helpful response, and it was from one of the thread ruiners. Its funny how everyone ruins the thread ruiners threads.

no no no wife beaters are out of date. u gotta wear ur jeans really low like low enough so u cant walk right and a do-rag repin ur colors. oh and some gold chains to show of ur wealth and prepare a statement about how you overcame the poverty of your neighborhood to be a very succesful traficker of drugs.

Or if u wanna have shot in hell wear a suit and get shave and hair cut

something nice but not overly nice. like the sweater and jeans idea.

wear your sweatpants that have "pink" written on the ass. tell him you own a LT1 and he will feel sorrow for you and cut you a break:lol:

Awesome advice!

Thanks!

open up with telling the judge that you want to file a lawsuit for the damage the kids did to your car

nothing.