How to make a Crown Victoria faster?
 

Title says it all. HOW DO I DO THIS? What are some ways that would actually work in making this car quick as a greased up fox shot out of a cannon?

spray it

Sell it? Seriously I would just start with bolt ons and move on from there. they are so heavy and big that it could be a challenge to get them anywhere near your definition of fast

It doesn't need to be as quick as a greased up fox shot out of a cannon. hahaha. I just want it much faster than it is now being the slow, heavy piece that it is.

Drop it out of a C-130 with no chute :)

If you have balls you'll spray a 200 shot!

what year is it? Swap the Maurauder Drivertrain in it with a Stock Blower Off a Termi Cobra.

3000 rpm stall, 4.10s in the back and full exhaust

Ls1 swappppp

Car craft magazine has been running a series of articles on a crown vic so check their site out

What year?

PI intake/heads swap nets a decent amount...

This

+ need to know what year it is to determine whether its got the standard lame 4.6 or the better breathing 4.6 PI.

It's a 1999...with 113K miles on it.

i agree with Kat

:nod:

Marauder swapppp!

Acquire a lot of air bags, stack under the chassis, sit inside, trigger air bags, win. Repeat as needed.

Twin turbo?

JATO rocket on the roof?

5.4 super charged lightning swapper?

all of the above.

These definitely all sounds like excellent ideas.

But in all seriousness, this is my daily driver, I always thought it would be cool to do some work on it and make it go faster. I thought the idea of a fast Crown Vic was both hilarious, unnecessary, but at the same time TOTALLY NECESSARY. What is a solid option for increasing power without destroying the car?

black it out so people think your a cop. no need to go fast when they just move out of your way.

no, they just drive slower...trust me :cry:

I've made people move out of my way before. Some asshat in a Cobalt passed me on 206 when I was going 60, so after he passed, I sped up, got right on his ass, he pulls over and lets me go by. I figure he had an OH **** COP moment.