I am the pimp-mistro
 

bl**dcrimsonred: YOU DO THAT TO EVERY GIRL YOUR WITH FOR ONE NIGHT?
FistFullOfDinero: yes
bl**dcrimsonred: UR A ****ING ASS!!!
FistFullOfDinero: I can afford to do what I want, because I have nothing to loose

:lol: :lol: :knock:

lmao

~Ted

uhh... how old is this? 2 1/2 years or whenever the last time you had a girl was?....

:owned:

No Im talking to this girl... right now.

We didnt go anywhere when we were together, so I moved onto her friend and she freaked the **** out. She has the nerve to tell me while were all over eachother she wants to get serious with someother dude. So I got up, brushed my shoulders off and moved onto her friend and said something as a joke, because I knew it would get me nowhere.

:shock: :shock:

oh alex, when will you learn? :roll:

by the way pat and i hung out with my cousin jen today =)

did you find clothes or did you surprise pat at his door in just a towel? lol

~Ted

yeah i ended up going over there naked. at one point i had the pequannock cops chasing me- no not for indecent exposure, but just to catch a glimpse. get ittt

no for real i ended up wearing my fun black pants and a pink guess shirt :)

I think that the foruate members on the board (those who know a few things about dating) should help the unfortunate (Alex)

1) Going off with a girls friend will rarely you anywhere good. More often than not, every other girl at the party will see you doing that, label you a dick, and dismiss you just as quickly.
2) Overall, dont try so hard. (a) it takes less effort, and (b) it usually yields better results.
and when you ARE alone with a girl...
3) Talking will rarely do anything but hurt you, both emotionally and physically
-If you say something she doesnt find attractive, she may decide she doesnt want anything to do with you. This will lead to emotional pain. :cry:
-If you say something that offends her, she may kick oyu in the junk. this will lead to physical pain. :nutkick:

Anyone else have tips for alex?

look both ways before you cross the street. 8)

shoulda got a TA ;(

:D

bring a girl friend to a party. not a girlfriend, a friend who is a girl. get her to hang all over you. girls can't resist a man who's taken. they figure if you landed someone, there must be something good about you, and they get jealous and want it for themselves.

hmm is this what you're using me for, pat...?

no. i speak from experience of watching my friends. it never happened to me.

sure sure :P

I agree. This damn wedding ring I wear is a freakin p*ssy magnet. Its like they know they have no future with you, but the women want a taste of what it would be like.

"...When a man sees his friend with a good woman, the man says, 'I gotta get me a woman like that.' When a woman see her girlfriend with a good man, the woman says 'I'm gonna get me HIM!'..."
-Chris Rock