Ok so heres the long version first:
My neighbor across the street and down a door has not liked me since I have been of age to use any type of a mode of transportation. When i was younger she yelled at us for riding our bikes up and down the street all day long. (yeah thats just starting it) When i bought my quad i would start it and move it to the front to get it in the back of the truck, or i would run it if I knew it wouldnt be ridden for a while. She didnt like this one bit, cause it Â*was sorta loud. She called the cops on me telling them i was riding it all over the neighborhood (I wasnt) the cops said they could impound it if that were the case but had no hard evidence. I started driving, and one night after I had first gotten my license my buddy and i were hooking up my car stereo, the doors were open but the radio was a little loud since he was tuning it. The cops came up again with some lame excuse cause she called them and said i was making too much noise LATE at night (it was Â*around 8:00) She called the cops on me and my dad for "Racing" up and down the street. We were not racing. She needed to just realize that some cars actually make some noise when they move. The night i finally fired up the chevelles 327 for the first time. It was open header Â*

they came up and asked me to shut it off. I said no. twenty more minutes and it will go off, i was doing its initial start ups and oil changes. So we decide lately to just take it easy and not make so much noise, since we were really getting tired of this B*tch callin the cops and them coming to my house. This past summer I got the car on the road. I drove it alot, and went past her house hundreds of times. One evening she was outside as i went by on my way home. I shut the car off, and got everything ready to wash it. Next thing i know about 10 mins later once again here comes the cops. they said that the complaint was that "the Orange Hot Rod" was driving recklessly fast Â*(Estimated over 85 mph) and needed to be taken care of. I quickly explaied to the cops that if i were doing 85 mph and tried to pull in my driveway the car would be wrapped around my front trees because its impossible. This made me extra pissed now cause I was tired of the false accusations. over thanksgiving break i took the car out and proceeded to waste about $70 worth off my tires infront of her house at 9:30 PM. no cops came....so a week ago i did the same smoke filled both sides of the street as the exhaust echoes off houses and crap. This made me much happier. As of yesterday morning theres a for sale sign out infront of her house. I wonder why. Â*

Â*All i can say is that i am happy i wont have to put up with her crap anymore. Lets hope the next neighbors wont be like this also. Thanks for listening to me complain.
Shorter version:
B*tch called the cops on me like 15 times in past years. I got tired of it. Smoked the crap outta my tires infront of her house. She cant stand all the noise i make. Shes Movin'! Â*
I figured this was a good way to ring in post number 100 also!