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Old 02-25-2005, 12:44 PM   #1
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One of the funniest things in a while (and yet so wrong)

This is from another forum I am on.

This is the first conversation
http://home.comcast.net/~boss429/tardie.mp3

This is the 1st conversaiton with her father
http://home.comcast.net/~boss429/dadconvo.mp3

CLIFFS:
(As provided by Davidelmo)
1) mattage gets letter from a retarded girl Stephanie Kwan to which he has to reply "yes" or "no"
2) He posts the letter on genmay
3) He replies with a letter that makes no sense whatsoever and puts "yes or no" at the bottom too.
4) She doesnt read the letter straight away
5) She gives him a poem and her phone number (mattage blanked this out or the scanned letter)
6) After many people calling , mattage phones Stephanie. Her dad answers and sounds a little displeased but gives the phone to Stephanie anyway.
7) Stephanie tells him that she didnt understand his letter.
8) mattage is nice to her and comes out with the line "aww you're so cute"
9) He gets the name of her cat wrong and she makes these crazy noises. He starts to laugh and hurriedly says "sorry I have to go."
10) Some of those calling take it back and admit they were wrong, others still believe it's .
11) Some people think that mattage has taken this beyond the point of humour and call on him to stop now before he hurts her.
12) Much argument ensues

And for the record I am a cold hearted bastard (its not me on the phone.)
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