[BigAls87Z28]

Dude, like everyone else said, you are ****ed.

So you were driving over the speed limit, intoxicated, and were probably swerving. Sorry man, but I think there is no way out of this unless they changed the drinking age to 18 yesterday.
I bet you wont do this again. I doubt you will get any love from the court, so save yourself the money of finding a laywer and just take it like a man.