My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a ****.
Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!
Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Hi. You'll do.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Â*My Zipper
Would you like to dance or should I go **** myself again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
some of them are funny as hell and some are just plain odd.
