[PBodyGT87]

You can skip the first couple paragraphs if you know what Emo is, and what store i work in.

For those of you who are not already familiar with me, and where I work, I despise the style known as "scene", "scene-ster" or, better known as, "emo".

Short for "emotional", and based off of "emo" music, (dashboard confessional), "screamo" (hawthorne heights) and, post hardcore emo (As I lay Dying) these problem children derive their style from that of the band members of musical groups like these, and imitate it to the best of their ability, but because they cannot afford professionally taylored rock star slim fit pants, the boys often buy girls pants. (HOW DO YOU FIT YOUR JUNK IN THERE?!?!)



Well, anything to keep these kids from reproducing.

Anywho, I work at Delias, a popular junior girls store, that targets mostly middle school girls, up to highschool, college age. And yesterday, a boy came in and decided to buy GIRLS PANTS. And so it begins....

This boy had a (what you guys would say) MILF for a mom, and she must be VERY understanding, aside from being stylish herself, because her son had dyed black hair, must have been about 16 years old. Haircut was short in the back, long in the front. He looked like a pixie. And he wanted to try on some girls jeans. His mom asked. "could he try these on, or are only girls allowed in the fitting room?" I told him that there was one girl in there, and he could wait for her to leave the fitting room area, and then it's ok. But, I offered to ask the mother of the girl in the fitting room, if she would mind having a boy in the area there, so that he wouldn't have to wait outside. When I made this offer to the boy, he gave me the EMO ATTITUDE:

*flips hair out of his eyes with a quick whiplash style twitch* "Psssh! No. *flips hair again* That would make me look gay. Ugh!" *flips hair*

Immediately a reply came into my head, but because I was working, I could not tell him that it was already "too late" for him to worry about that.

He tried on the jeans and his mom brought them up to pay for them with 5 pars of underwear, one thong, the rest in breif cut, nd all of them in the most boyish looking colors we had. There were also 2 of the same pair, but in two different sizes.

COULD IT BE???

His mom was getting some underwear but the rest were for HIM.

again. HOW DO YOU FIT YOUR JUNK IN THERE.

I hope his sperm die.

His mom started to hand him the Delias bag, and while he put his fur hooded sweatshirt back on, he flipped his hair and refused the bag, "pssh. No I'm not carrying that"

Poor girly pants boy would be too embarassed to carry a bag that says Delias on the side.


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