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Originally Posted by TransAm4Life
Screw France, I hope they burn it to the ground, take it over, and we get to Invade!
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Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that ****ing dumb in just one lifetime. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer beating off to pictures of children. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
When I want your half-assed opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? Are you always this ****ing stupid, or are you making a special effort today? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same lastnames before they got married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a ass raping thunder **** if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.
In conclusion, as your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, ****ass!