[Squirrel]

Natural Selection

All of the world’s problems could simply be solved just by removing the warning labels off of every product. By doing this, natural selection will directly effect the kind of people left in the world. The concept of Darwinism, the theory that every man should fend for himself, is very real and should be adopted by all countries, not just in certain third world countries where fending for yourself is a necessity. By having no warning labels, the government and especially major corporations will save a lot of time and money. The most important thing, by far, will be the huge cut of all stupid people in the world.
The ban of warning labels will indirectly solve the problem of overpopulation. People should have enough common sense to know such things as; hot coffee is hot, and it will burn. It is surprising that those types of people even know how to breathe and walk at the same time. If hot coffee is dumped on the genitals, it is bound to cause some reproduction problems, thus suing the company for damages to one, is just idiotic. This is one way companies would not be sued over frivolous lawsuits. Not allowing these types of people to pass on their genes will limit the number of “slower” people in the world. With brainless people regenerating less, problems such as overcrowded prisons will be diminished.
By removing warning labels, natural selection will become the backbone of civilization; there would be no such thing as a suicide hotline. The only kind of suicide hotline you would find would be some guy answering phones, saying ‘do it’, then hanging up. If a person wanted to commit suicide it would not be an ‘attempted suicide’; an attempted suicide is a cry for attention. There are some things that are difficult in this world; calculus, finding out what a girl really means when she says, “I’m okay”, killing yourself is not one of these things. If you fail to kill yourself you are a complete waste of life and should be helped out of misery. If someone wanted attention, attempting suicide is not the way to go, I hear joining the circus is great for self-esteem.
If there were no such thing as a suicide hotline, than there would be no reason for rehab. Rehab helps people who got into problems by doing or trying something stupid. The Darwin theory of rehab would be alcohol spiked apple juice at the local AA meetings and coke covered donuts at the Narcotics Anonymous buildings. Hopefully by doing this people will not find solace in being clean, but others will find solace in them being dead. There is no reason whatsoever for a deadbeat junkie to be alive; if anything, he should a human piñata.
Not only does natural selection kick up the average IQ, it does much more. It removes wasters, useless people, who will never amount to anything. It saves the government tons of money by not paying for welfare for dumb women who have sixteen kids and no job. It will save by not having to pay disability to ‘disabled’ people, or people who went poor because of their crack habit, these are the same people you see selling phones books door to door. If you are too fat or stupid, you are not handicapped, you are too fat or stupid. Don’t waste good parking because you can’t limit yourself to 5 Double Quarter Pounders a day; or all that heroin has finally taken it’s toll. There should be no such thing as welfare, because it gives useless people a reason to stick around and collect government checks, when what those people should really be doing is looking for a job, or making use of themselves by jumping off a bridge. Maybe someday someone will get the keys to the gene pool and dump some chlorine in it.