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Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER
Eagles:
a kid is found by the police wandering along I95.
the cops asked the kid what he was doing and the child went on to explain that his parents beat him.
a little confused but trying to be supportive the cops ask the kid where he is going so they can give him a ride.
the kid looks at them and says proudly,"i'm gonne go live with the eagles cause my dad says they never hit anybody."
Bills:
the buffalo bills announced today that they are changing their name and mascot to fit more with their team image. they will now be the buffalo possums since they play dead at home and always get killed on the road.
anyone else got any?
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i heard the eagles one but it was he's going to live with the eagles since its a proven fact they cant beat anyone.