[unstable bob gable]

I hate my load azz mail man! The guy is a friggin' lazy azz scumbag. Today I go to the mailbox, and he did his usual "jam everything in" without giving a fook about it. And it just so happens that he pretty much ripped my new copy of "Popular Hotrodding" in half. And this isn't the first time he has doen chit like this. He is so dayum lazy that instead of getting out of the truck to bring packages or oversized items to the door, he will rubberband them to the mailbox! And when he does have to come to the door he has a def attitude. Friggin' azzclown! I'm gonna be waiting for him on Monday...